Belize

How to take an incredibly complex human being and shove them into the tiniest box imaginable, and then call it an astounding revolation. People have been working for years to understand the human brain, and Rooster Dar has figured it out in 2.7 seconds! Astounding.

Nectarine

I think though that may be attributed to the fact that of the 3 1/2 years, I've only been home for 2 years of it, and I've left and returned 3 times with no less than 6 months spanning in between. When I come home in a few weeks, it would of been over a year.

Crainte

It's like a handful of women exhibit a desire for some physical attribute that you don't have and all of a sudden it's like "omg Im not exactly what this random girl on OLD wants....LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!"

Avalanches

Here is the text I received from my ex a few hours ago:

Madonia

Looking to make new friend.

Abandoner

3 has a TIGHT little body!

Helmers

Why would lefty even stand next to eighty in a bikini. Maybe she's a glutton for negative self image. But maybe eighty insists on fatties in her pics. Makes her feel better.

Madeira

Stop trying to please others, and start pleasing yourself. Be more selfish.

Glamors

So don't just assume your guy is a player and a jerk. If he was a player, why would he have told you about the other girl? Players don't tell one woman about the others. Talk to him and give him the chance to prove he's a good guy and tell you whether he wants to be with you or not. You lose nothing by talking to him, but you lose any chance to have a relationship with him by just dropping him from your life without knowing whether he wanted one or not.

Slow

totally hot!!!

Diarmid

purple shirt classroom

Gamaliel

How old are the women you are meeting?